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  • Anonymouswhy do girls go to the bathroom together
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    • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
    • to have a feeling of security
    • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
    • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
    • to gossip in safety
    • to cry in safety
    • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
    • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
    • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
    • to tell a secret
    • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom
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    legolasstar:

    jointheyoutubefamily:

    troyetroyetroye:

    unofficialfabulousness:

    Also to rap battle

    To sacrifice the males

    To have lesbian sex

    To open the Chamber of Secrets

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literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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solarroyal:

solarroyal:

joshpeck:

i miss the surprise bitch meme someone bring it back

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Reblog if you’re a nobody on Tumblr but you’re still very proud of your blog.

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
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andthenewt:

pocketcucco:

okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday

a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these

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and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground

well

turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass

omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts

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spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

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screamandshout:

tumblr staff be like

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50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

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