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spicyshimmy:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and not push me off the roof when i point to the stars and romantically whisper ‘space: the final frontier…these are the voyages of the starship enterprise…’

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sheepalicious:

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nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

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vodka-everywhere:

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

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francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

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slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

I wonder how the cities “protected” by the Power Rangers were still standing.

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